ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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