I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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