Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Pants are for mortals
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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