Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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