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What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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