Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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