69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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