I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Congratulations! We have a period
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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