She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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