sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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