If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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