doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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