Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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