I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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