Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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