Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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