Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
high people should be assigned attendants
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This is my gift to your gina
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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