U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
