I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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