You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Blood and glitter go together right?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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