Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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