**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Randomize
