Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
