Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I touched a dick in church today
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize