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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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