North Korea, Best Korea!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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