Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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