Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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