I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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