first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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