i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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