She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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