so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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