Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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