i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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