don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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