yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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