How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We're too hungover to prance.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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