What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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