Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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