I cannot find my penis.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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