You made me cry and you don't even care
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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