I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize