Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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