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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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Prove it.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.

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(618): View more from Illinois

This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?

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(319): View more from Iowa

Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?

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(212): View more from New York

I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.

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(970): View more from Colorado

It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.

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