Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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