Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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