We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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