The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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