Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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