you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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