oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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