Don't you send me to vm
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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