id be glad to
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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