You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I have feelings that need drinking.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm always down for nudity.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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